what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
|Parent:||what does a cow say?|
|Parent:||yes! And what does a sheep say?|
|Parent:||yay! And what does a pig say?|
|Baby:||*whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"|
I’m 20. That should define my emotional state.