kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via davidcjauregui)

Parent:what does a cow say?
Baby:"moo!"
Parent:yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby:"baah!"
Parent:yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby:*whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
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Anonymous inquired Are you happy?

53reynolds:

I’m 20. That should define my emotional state.

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